So far, here’s what I’ve learned about Thailand.
- Porn means beautiful.
- Ping pong is not just a game best played with large cups of beer.
- Little spicy = so spicy your mouth goes numb and you can’t taste anything at all.
- Chooch dee means cheers.
- I’m white. Therefore, I’m rich.
- The same way Westerners use tanning lotions, Thais use whitening lotions. Vaseline White seems to be popular.
- Beer is expensive here.
6 comments:
Leeesa. Miss you. This whitening lotion is JUST what you need. I expect you to be completely transluscent when you return.
xoxo
Danielle
GIRRRRLFRIEND! Glad you made it safely...looking forward to hearing more about your travels. muah! Jess
This is hilarious - and I can't wait to keep reading.
So glad to hear things are off to a good start! Miss you already.
xo
Linds
Lisa -
Excited to follow you on your travels and live vicariously through you! The Droog boys say hello, and you'll have to stop and see them when you make it back to Grand Rapids! Good luck!
- Cindy droog
Love the sassy blog, Lis! I'll look forward to your posts :).
Holy Crap!! You're in Thailand now?! Sounds like a ton of fun! I'm jealous.
Hope all is well, keep up the posts... and Happy Birthday!
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