As I've said before, there's a serious quarantine on what/who is allowed in and out of Oz.
Two of my sassy speechie bitches are going to try and make it through. Hopefully they clear customs.
Amanda Schrama has been a terrible influence on my otherwise responsible life since I was about 12. Or something. She snuck in as an illegal alien from Canada and managed to blend into the Rochester/Avondale scene. Sort of.
Almost every terrible story at the Avondale High School Class of 2003 High School Reunion will start with something like this:
"Remember that time when we were totally wasted at Amanda's house ..."
This is a pic from one said party. I believe the official name of it was Pimps and Hoes.
We still can't all concur on the true course of events. Cops, beating, then knives in the backyard? One can never be sure ...
Caitlin is a GV "Honors" friend. I think we really bonded in Honor's Civilization class, where we sat in the back trying to sleep and figure out what the fuck was going on.
In fact, I believe Caitlin was the only freshman who went out with me the night before freshman exams instead of studying. We came back at 2 in the morning, effed up, and confronted a huddle of studying dorks.
We arrived in the class the next morning and took the exam. Still wasted. And made sure the Profs knew it.
I think we both cleared with B's. That works for me.
Stories with Caitlin usually start with, "Remember that time when we were running from the GV campus police, totally wasted ..."
You get the idea.
In any case, they are coming. Together. Somehow, magically. Here. To Sydney. In August. And it's going to be a shitshow.
Watch out for these posts. They are sure to be winners.
4 comments:
You forgot to mention the semester we lived together. And you watched me totally lucid on my big 2-1 only to crash and burn once hitting the front steps.
And yeah. Shenanigans. This shit is real.
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh geez. when I said I was looking for a blog post, I was thinking something more like "MY TWO GREAT FRIENDS FROM THE US ARE COMING TO VISIT AND WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A BLAST". I didn't realize that my whole drinking Curriculum Vitae was going to be posted on your blog.
you're an asshole if you thought it was going to be that easy.
please. have you read my blog?
Leesers!
(I know, I know, I'm horrible at keeping in touch ... no need to remind me ... I have a plethora of excuses but I won't waste your time with them)
First of all - I'm so jealous of Cait and Schrama! You are going to have so much fun with them. Second, your blog is funny shit - good work. =) I should read it more often. Third, since I can't make it to Australia, what are the chances that I can see you Stateside? When are you coming? Where will you be? I live in Charleston, SC now but I'm willing to travel to meet you.
Umm ... yeah, that doesn't even come close to making up for the fact that we haven't talked in months, but it's a start. Miss ya!
Palms
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